You know the cliche, "You learn something new every day"? I believe that to be true, but sometimes, you are fortunate enough to learn more than one new thing each day. Today was one of those days.
1. Magazines fit nicely into a toilet bowl, but they do NOT, fortunately, flush.
2. Yelling at an 11-month-old to stop touching poop does not make him stop touching it.
3. A pickle jar, upon breaking, will not only shatter and shower the kitchen with glass, but it will also somehow jump the kitchen sink and land on the living room floor, lodging small pieces into your foot when you least expect it.
Happy Wednesday! :)