Tuesday, December 11, 2007

Things I Learned Yesterday

1. Do not feed your children in the living room, even if it is more cozy and comfortable in front of the fireplace.

2. Take the phone with you wherever you go because you never know when it will ring and you'll have to jump up and answer it, leaving your children to their own devices.

3. When you don't listen to my advice and you do feed the children in the living room and you do forget to bring the phone with you, please, please remember, to TAKE THE FOOD WITH YOU WHEN YOU GET UP TO ANSWER THE PHONE. Chubby boys who like to eat will always find a way to get to their grub.

4. Buy lots of paper towels and a Spot Bot for when 1-3 fail.

1 comment:

erin aka SJP said...

I've found another reason why having mono has a bright side (trying to keep the glass half full)...besides being able to be completely caught up with the last season of Weeds (and now CLEARLY understanding your obsession with Nancy Botwin), I am able to read your blog as I am stuck at home with no Frisco internet protector to tell me that I can't read about your life. Love you, love your kids, love the Santa pic (hilariously horrendous...God bless your husband), and love the fact that Rhett just cannot get enough of the concoction that only a 7 month old would want to devour. Miss you guys...